Google is Down!

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• Mike: http://www.google.com/
• Mike: holy shit
• Mike: WHAT DO WE DO
• Michael: RUN
• Mike: and yahoo!s traffic is exponentially increasing as we speak
• Mike: haha
• Michael: google is fucking up lately.
• Mike: yeah
• Michael: i bet they are going to blame europe again
• Mike: haha
• Michael: everyone called their ISP
• Michael: my internet is donw
• Mike: haha
• Mike: google === the internet
• Michael: yup
• Michael: dude what if they forgot to renew google.com
• Michael: they are fucked
• Mike: oo and i just snatched it
• Michael: haha you'd be so fucking lucky
• Mike: i'd be like... quit your job, yo
• Michael: i'd be all DONE
• Mike: and we'd be like MONEY
• Mike: and google would be all FUCKERS
• Michael: and google'd be all we sue you
• Michael: and we'd be all nooooo
• Mike: i'd be all gimme $50,000
• Michael: haha thats all you'd ask for?
• Mike: just so i'd be sure they'd say yes
• Michael: haha well
• Michael: godaddy or whoever would cave
• Mike: i dont want it to look outrageous in court
• Michael: and just give them the domain back
• Mike: i would sue danika patrick
• Michael: she's the ceo of godaddy
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