No Rhyme or Reason

• Michael: oh man
• Michael: it came in a can
• Michael: i drank it in a van
• Michael: i was the man
• Mike: then you ran
• Mike: and you got real tan
• Michael: then i ran into my number one fan
• Mike: but then found out he belonged to the clan!
• Mike: (oh no)
• Michael: i felt like such a ham
• Mike: so you said god dam
• Michael: and connected to my WAN
• Michael: and went on 4chan