July 10, 2008
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...
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Michael:
no they don
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Michael:
I was in line with a developer
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Michael:
he was pissed
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Mike:
he's probably a moron
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Michael:
he has 3 apps ready to go and he can't get a developer key
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Mike:
no
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Mike:
why would they give you one then?
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Mike:
maybe his apps suck
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Michael:
because I am Michael Simmons, world renowned web developer.
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Mike:
haha ok
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3 years ago
July 5, 2008
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...
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Mike:
THE ORCHID
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Michael:
and that would have been the end of the show
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Michael:
I bet they put it in there as a way to kill it all
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Mike:
LOST
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Michael:
what a good show
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Mike:
it's essentially a scam.
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Michael:
haha
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Mike:
but I decided to buy into it
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Michael:
at the end they'll ask for our bofa logins
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Mike:
haha
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3 years ago
June 14, 2008
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Mike:
have you ever used ruby
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Michael:
yes once
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Michael:
I had it say hello world
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Mike:
oooo
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Michael:
then it broke
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Mike:
prints "hello world"
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Michael:
and i went back to php
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Michael:
it wouldn't scale
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Michael:
I was all wtf
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Mike:
haha
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Mike:
your hello world didn't scale
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3 years ago
May 18, 2008
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Mike:
one of my clients just invited me to be his friend on hi5.com
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Michael:
oooo
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Michael:
i hear its the new facebook
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Mike:
really?
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Michael:
yeah
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Michael:
its got social stuff
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Mike:
this shit goes in cycles
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Mike:
people get sick of the top dog site
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Mike:
then another site becomes huge
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3 years ago
April 26, 2008
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Mike:
you actually shouldn't use die() there.
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Michael:
it kills the app.
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Mike:
yeah but look at the script. it would have ended anyways without die().
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Michael:
haha, i wanted to be sure.
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Mike:
haha... you should put a die() at the end of the script.
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Mike:
just wrap the whole thing in
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if(phpinfo()){
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...
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} else {
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die("This script requires PHP");
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}
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Michael:
if(function_exists("phpinfo")){
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eval(base64_decode("......."));
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} else {
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die("This script requires PHP");
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}
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Mike:
haha brilliant
3 years ago
February 26, 2008
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Mike:
I am an idiot
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Michael:
I know you are
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Mike:
:)
3 years ago
