January 29, 2009

Redundant Backups

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  • Mike: thumb drive shmumb drive
  • Michael: then save the images to the drive
  • Michael: go to the bank
  • Michael: place the drive in the box
  • Michael: no go to a lawyer
  • Michael: and make me your next of kin
  • Mike: i think you are over complicating this
  • Michael: and instructions to give me the key to the safety deposit box
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January 25, 2009

Use Case Nightmare

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  • Mike: i just suspend
  • Michael: haha
  • Michael: suspend
  • Mike: it does it automagically when i close the lid
  • Michael: you are a use case nightmare
  • Mike: dude what?
  • Mike: it's made for that
  • Mike it's a lappy top
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November 19, 2008

Time Machine

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  • Mike: time machine constantly backs up
  • Michael: that's what it does dick face
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November 11, 2008
“ Money doesn’t grow on trees, it comes from the blood of the weak.
Michael
July 26, 2008

Role Playing

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  • Mike: i saved everybody's ass and nobody knows but me
  • Michael: you killed him didn't you
  • Michael: you threw him up against a boulder and he hit his head
  • Mike: a boulder fell off a cliff and crushed him
  • Michael: and you ran back to the hatch
  • Mike: like piggy from lord of the flies
  • Michael: see, now you just ruined the thing we had going
  • Mike: oh noes
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July 25, 2008
Michael’s feedback to the Facebook developers.

Michael’s feedback to the Facebook developers.

July 15, 2008

Criss Angel

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  • Mike: criss angel just did the oldest trick in the fucking book
  • Michael: haha the thumb one?
  • Mike: he ripped a telephone book in half
  • Michael: or the I took your nose one?
  • Michael: haha
  • Michael: he's such a quack.
  • Michael: If magicians had licenses to take away they should take his.
  • Michael: or they should give him one and then take it away
  • Mike: haha
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July 10, 2008

World Renowned

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  • Michael: no they don
  • Michael: I was in line with a developer
  • Michael: he was pissed
  • Mike: he's probably a moron
  • Michael: he has 3 apps ready to go and he can't get a developer key
  • Mike: no
  • Mike: why would they give you one then?
  • Mike: maybe his apps suck
  • Michael: because I am Michael Simmons, world renowned web developer.
  • Mike: haha ok
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July 5, 2008

LOST Scam

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  • Mike: THE ORCHID
  • Michael: and that would have been the end of the show
  • Michael: I bet they put it in there as a way to kill it all
  • Mike: LOST
  • Michael: what a good show
  • Mike: it's essentially a scam.
  • Michael: haha
  • Mike: but I decided to buy into it
  • Michael: at the end they'll ask for our bofa logins
  • Mike: haha
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June 14, 2008

Scaling Issues

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  • Mike: have you ever used ruby
  • Michael: yes once
  • Michael: I had it say hello world
  • Mike: oooo
  • Michael: then it broke
  • Mike: prints "hello world"
  • Michael: and i went back to php
  • Michael: it wouldn't scale
  • Michael: I was all wtf
  • Mike: haha
  • Mike: your hello world didn't scale
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