February 17, 2009

Chick Flick

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  • Mike: recommend me a good chick/drama type movie
  • Michael: titanic
  • Mike: something a little more obscure
  • Mike: haha
  • Michael: gone with the wind
  • Mike: *sigh*
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February 16, 2009

Superiority Complex

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  • Michael: i always wondered that
  • Michael: if ssh was smart enough
  • Michael: or somehow tell it to look outside of ssh
  • Mike: no
  • Michael: well that blows
  • Mike: haha
  • Michael: i don't get why unix is so popular...
  • Mike: are you trolling me?
  • Michael: yes
  • Mike: haha
  • Michael: windows is far superior.
  • Mike: windows nt ftw
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February 11, 2009

Windows

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  • Michael: installing mt on windows should be fun
  • Mike: it'll be easy
  • Mike: its just perl
  • Michael: its an exe?
  • Mike: there's nothing to install
  • Mike: it just runs
  • Mike: haha you are so mystified by windows
  • Michael: THE SLASHES ARE GOING A DIFFERENT WAY YOU HAVE TO RECOMPILE
  • Mike: my bad honkey
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January 29, 2009

Redundant Backups

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  • Mike: thumb drive shmumb drive
  • Michael: then save the images to the drive
  • Michael: go to the bank
  • Michael: place the drive in the box
  • Michael: no go to a lawyer
  • Michael: and make me your next of kin
  • Mike: i think you are over complicating this
  • Michael: and instructions to give me the key to the safety deposit box
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January 25, 2009

Use Case Nightmare

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  • Mike: i just suspend
  • Michael: haha
  • Michael: suspend
  • Mike: it does it automagically when i close the lid
  • Michael: you are a use case nightmare
  • Mike: dude what?
  • Mike: it's made for that
  • Mike it's a lappy top
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November 19, 2008

Time Machine

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  • Mike: time machine constantly backs up
  • Michael: that's what it does dick face
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November 11, 2008
“ Money doesn’t grow on trees, it comes from the blood of the weak.
Michael
July 26, 2008

Role Playing

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  • Mike: i saved everybody's ass and nobody knows but me
  • Michael: you killed him didn't you
  • Michael: you threw him up against a boulder and he hit his head
  • Mike: a boulder fell off a cliff and crushed him
  • Michael: and you ran back to the hatch
  • Mike: like piggy from lord of the flies
  • Michael: see, now you just ruined the thing we had going
  • Mike: oh noes
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July 25, 2008
Michael’s feedback to the Facebook developers.

Michael’s feedback to the Facebook developers.

July 15, 2008

Criss Angel

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  • Mike: criss angel just did the oldest trick in the fucking book
  • Michael: haha the thumb one?
  • Mike: he ripped a telephone book in half
  • Michael: or the I took your nose one?
  • Michael: haha
  • Michael: he's such a quack.
  • Michael: If magicians had licenses to take away they should take his.
  • Michael: or they should give him one and then take it away
  • Mike: haha
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