April 2009
1 post
Gapers Block
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Mike: gapers huh
Michael: fucking people who slow down on the highway to look at accidents.
Michael: we call them gapers
Michael: and they cause gapers block
Mike: ohhh
Mike: i hate those people
Michael: yah
Michael: its a chicago word
Michael: you can't have it
Mike: its also a porn term
Michael: gaper?
Michael: is that a person who slows down on the highway to look at porn?
Mike: yes
Michael: neat
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March 2009
4 posts
"Am I in Fucking gMail?" with Derek
Derek: wanna chat here?
Michael: what
Michael: why
Michael: am i in fucking gmail?
Michael: haha
Derek: yea, you were
Derek: haha
Derek: sorry
Michael: noooo
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"Euros" with special guest Derek
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Michael: i have 20 euro.
Michael: and no way to use it
Michael: haha
Derek: what a waste
Derek: well, its worth more than our money
Michael: haha yeah
Michael: i should buy a house
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Google is Down!
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Mike: http://www.google.com/
Mike: holy shit
Mike: WHAT DO WE DO
Michael: RUN
Mike: and yahoo!s traffic is exponentially increasing as we speak
Mike: haha
Michael: google is fucking up lately.
Mike: yeah
Michael: i bet they are going to blame europe again
Mike: haha
Michael: everyone called their ISP
Michael: my internet is donw
Mike: haha
Mike: google === the internet
Michael: yup
Michael: dude what if they forgot to renew google.com
Michael: they are fucked
Mike: oo and i just snatched it
Michael: haha you'd be so fucking lucky
Mike: i'd be like... quit your job, yo
Michael: i'd be all DONE
Mike: and we'd be like MONEY
Mike: and google would be all FUCKERS
Michael: and google'd be all we sue you
Michael: and we'd be all nooooo
Mike: i'd be all gimme $50,000
Michael: haha thats all you'd ask for?
Mike: just so i'd be sure they'd say yes
Michael: haha well
Michael: godaddy or whoever would cave
Mike: i dont want it to look outrageous in court
Michael: and just give them the domain back
Mike: i would sue danika patrick
Michael: she's the ceo of godaddy
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