July 2008
5 posts
Role Playing
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Mike: i saved everybody's ass and nobody knows but me
Michael: you killed him didn't you
Michael: you threw him up against a boulder and he hit his head
Mike: a boulder fell off a cliff and crushed him
Michael: and you ran back to the hatch
Mike: like piggy from lord of the flies
Michael: see, now you just ruined the thing we had going
Mike: oh noes
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Criss Angel
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Mike: criss angel just did the oldest trick in the fucking book
Michael: haha the thumb one?
Mike: he ripped a telephone book in half
Michael: or the I took your nose one?
Michael: haha
Michael: he's such a quack.
Michael: If magicians had licenses to take away they should take his.
Michael: or they should give him one and then take it away
Mike: haha
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World Renowned
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Michael: no they don
Michael: I was in line with a developer
Michael: he was pissed
Mike: he's probably a moron
Michael: he has 3 apps ready to go and he can't get a developer key
Mike: no
Mike: why would they give you one then?
Mike: maybe his apps suck
Michael: because I am Michael Simmons, world renowned web developer.
Mike: haha ok
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LOST Scam
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Mike: THE ORCHID
Michael: and that would have been the end of the show
Michael: I bet they put it in there as a way to kill it all
Mike: LOST
Michael: what a good show
Mike: it's essentially a scam.
Michael: haha
Mike: but I decided to buy into it
Michael: at the end they'll ask for our bofa logins
Mike: haha
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