May 29, 2010

Discovering New Features Together: Behind the Scenes

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  • Michael: haha
  • Mike: i've never had an apricot
  • Michael: haha neither have i
  • Michael: i was just trying to one up your randomness
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Discovering New Features Together

  • Mike: duuuuuude
  • Michael: whaaaat
  • Mike: i just discovered something in OSX i bet you dont know about
  • Michael: what
  • Mike: open terminal
  • Mike: in the dock, right click
  • Mike: click new remote connection
  • Mike: you're welcome
  • Michael: what does this do
  • Mike: you can save ssh logins
  • Michael: i mean how is this useful
  • Michael: ohhhhhh
  • Mike: I'M WAITING
  • Michael: meh
  • Mike: dude
  • Mike: you never have to type another password in terminal again
  • Michael: i never do anyway
  • Michael: theres these things called rsa keys
  • Michael: HEARD OF THEM
  • Mike: if you ever use this i will sue you for not thanking me
  • Michael: i wont use this
  • Mike: GOOD
  • Michael: this is harder
  • Mike: YOU DONT HAVE MY PERMISSION
  • Michael: FUCK YOU
  • Mike: IM NOT ALLOWING YOU TO USE IT
  • Mike: IN FACT
  • Mike: DELETE TERMINAL.APP RIGHT NOW
  • Michael: I'LL DELETE YOUR FACE
  • Mike: I'M OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE
  • Mike: WITH A GUN
  • Mike: AND A CINNABON
  • Mike: IM GOING TO EAT THE CINNABON IN FRONT OF YOU
  • Mike: THEN KILL YOU
  • Michael: IM INSIDE
  • Michael: WITH A KNIFE
  • Michael: AND AN APRICOT
  • Mike: YOU SON OF A BITCH
  • Michael: WIN
May 20, 2010

1 example, 0 failures

describe 'jagoff'
   it 'should be mike keen' do
      @jagoff1 = Jagoff.new
      @jagoff1.name.downcase.should == 'mike keen'
   end
end

December 9, 2009

Real Life

  • Mike: there is this awesome website i gotta show you
  • Mike: it's called
  • Mike: REAL LIFE
  • Mike: BURN
  • Michael: that's not a valid url
  • Mike: haha
  • Mike: outside://reallife
  • Michael: protocol not found
August 31, 2009

No Rhyme or Reason

  • Michael: oh man
  • Michael: it came in a can
  • Michael: i drank it in a van
  • Michael: i was the man
  • Mike: then you ran
  • Mike: and you got real tan
  • Michael: then i ran into my number one fan
  • Mike: but then found out he belonged to the clan!
  • Mike: (oh no)
  • Michael: i felt like such a ham
  • Mike: so you said god dam
  • Michael: and connected to my WAN
  • Michael: and went on 4chan
April 12, 2009

Crunch Time

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  • Mike: yezzzir
  • Mike: i will fix that if i have time
  • Mike: hurray for the hit list
  • Michael: haha it's not the the half assed list
  • Mike: putting something on a list is half as good as doing it
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March 31, 2009

Gapers Block

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  • Mike: gapers huh
  • Michael: fucking people who slow down on the highway to look at accidents.
  • Michael: we call them gapers
  • Michael: and they cause gapers block
  • Mike: ohhh
  • Mike: i hate those people
  • Michael: yah
  • Michael: its a chicago word
  • Michael: you can't have it
  • Mike: its also a porn term
  • Michael: gaper?
  • Michael: is that a person who slows down on the highway to look at porn?
  • Mike: yes
  • Michael: neat
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March 21, 2009

"Am I in Fucking gMail?" with Derek

  • Derek: wanna chat here?
  • Michael: what
  • Michael: why
  • Michael: am i in fucking gmail?
  • Michael: haha
  • Derek: yea, you were
  • Derek: haha
  • Derek: sorry
  • Michael: noooo
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March 19, 2009

"Euros" with special guest Derek

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  • Michael: i have 20 euro.
  • Michael: and no way to use it
  • Michael: haha
  • Derek: what a waste
  • Derek: well, its worth more than our money
  • Michael: haha yeah
  • Michael: i should buy a house
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March 2, 2009

Google is Down!

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  • Mike: http://www.google.com/
  • Mike: holy shit
  • Mike: WHAT DO WE DO
  • Michael: RUN
  • Mike: and yahoo!s traffic is exponentially increasing as we speak
  • Mike: haha
  • Michael: google is fucking up lately.
  • Mike: yeah
  • Michael: i bet they are going to blame europe again
  • Mike: haha
  • Michael: everyone called their ISP
  • Michael: my internet is donw
  • Mike: haha
  • Mike: google === the internet
  • Michael: yup
  • Michael: dude what if they forgot to renew google.com
  • Michael: they are fucked
  • Mike: oo and i just snatched it
  • Michael: haha you'd be so fucking lucky
  • Mike: i'd be like... quit your job, yo
  • Michael: i'd be all DONE
  • Mike: and we'd be like MONEY
  • Mike: and google would be all FUCKERS
  • Michael: and google'd be all we sue you
  • Michael: and we'd be all nooooo
  • Mike: i'd be all gimme $50,000
  • Michael: haha thats all you'd ask for?
  • Mike: just so i'd be sure they'd say yes
  • Michael: haha well
  • Michael: godaddy or whoever would cave
  • Mike: i dont want it to look outrageous in court
  • Michael: and just give them the domain back
  • Mike: i would sue danika patrick
  • Michael: she's the ceo of godaddy
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