Real Life
- Mike: there is this awesome website i gotta show you
- Mike: it's called
- Mike: REAL LIFE
- Mike: BURN
- Michael: that's not a valid url
- Mike: haha
- Mike: outside://reallife
- Michael: protocol not found
December 9, 2009
August 31, 2009
No Rhyme or Reason
- Michael: oh man
- Michael: it came in a can
- Michael: i drank it in a van
- Michael: i was the man
- Mike: then you ran
- Mike: and you got real tan
- Michael: then i ran into my number one fan
- Mike: but then found out he belonged to the clan!
- Mike: (oh no)
- Michael: i felt like such a ham
- Mike: so you said god dam
- Michael: and connected to my WAN
- Michael: and went on 4chan
April 12, 2009
Crunch Time
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- Mike: yezzzir
- Mike: i will fix that if i have time
- Mike: hurray for the hit list
- Michael: haha it's not the the half assed list
- Mike: putting something on a list is half as good as doing it
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March 31, 2009
Gapers Block
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- Mike: gapers huh
- Michael: fucking people who slow down on the highway to look at accidents.
- Michael: we call them gapers
- Michael: and they cause gapers block
- Mike: ohhh
- Mike: i hate those people
- Michael: yah
- Michael: its a chicago word
- Michael: you can't have it
- Mike: its also a porn term
- Michael: gaper?
- Michael: is that a person who slows down on the highway to look at porn?
- Mike: yes
- Michael: neat
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March 21, 2009
"Am I in Fucking gMail?" with Derek
- Derek: wanna chat here?
- Michael: what
- Michael: why
- Michael: am i in fucking gmail?
- Michael: haha
- Derek: yea, you were
- Derek: haha
- Derek: sorry
- Michael: noooo
- ...
March 19, 2009
"Euros" with special guest Derek
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- Michael: i have 20 euro.
- Michael: and no way to use it
- Michael: haha
- Derek: what a waste
- Derek: well, its worth more than our money
- Michael: haha yeah
- Michael: i should buy a house
- ...
March 2, 2009
Google is Down!
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- Mike: http://www.google.com/
- Mike: holy shit
- Mike: WHAT DO WE DO
- Michael: RUN
- Mike: and yahoo!s traffic is exponentially increasing as we speak
- Mike: haha
- Michael: google is fucking up lately.
- Mike: yeah
- Michael: i bet they are going to blame europe again
- Mike: haha
- Michael: everyone called their ISP
- Michael: my internet is donw
- Mike: haha
- Mike: google === the internet
- Michael: yup
- Michael: dude what if they forgot to renew google.com
- Michael: they are fucked
- Mike: oo and i just snatched it
- Michael: haha you'd be so fucking lucky
- Mike: i'd be like... quit your job, yo
- Michael: i'd be all DONE
- Mike: and we'd be like MONEY
- Mike: and google would be all FUCKERS
- Michael: and google'd be all we sue you
- Michael: and we'd be all nooooo
- Mike: i'd be all gimme $50,000
- Michael: haha thats all you'd ask for?
- Mike: just so i'd be sure they'd say yes
- Michael: haha well
- Michael: godaddy or whoever would cave
- Mike: i dont want it to look outrageous in court
- Michael: and just give them the domain back
- Mike: i would sue danika patrick
- Michael: she's the ceo of godaddy
- ...
February 17, 2009
Chick Flick
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- Mike: recommend me a good chick/drama type movie
- Michael: titanic
- Mike: something a little more obscure
- Mike: haha
- Michael: gone with the wind
- Mike: *sigh*
- ...
February 16, 2009
Superiority Complex
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- Michael: i always wondered that
- Michael: if ssh was smart enough
- Michael: or somehow tell it to look outside of ssh
- Mike: no
- Michael: well that blows
- Mike: haha
- Michael: i don't get why unix is so popular...
- Mike: are you trolling me?
- Michael: yes
- Mike: haha
- Michael: windows is far superior.
- Mike: windows nt ftw
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February 11, 2009
Windows
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- Michael: installing mt on windows should be fun
- Mike: it'll be easy
- Mike: its just perl
- Michael: its an exe?
- Mike: there's nothing to install
- Mike: it just runs
- Mike: haha you are so mystified by windows
- Michael: THE SLASHES ARE GOING A DIFFERENT WAY YOU HAVE TO RECOMPILE
- Mike: my bad honkey
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